{"id":1015,"date":"2016-06-07T11:46:38","date_gmt":"2016-06-07T10:46:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/s700014969.websitehome.co.uk\/2016\/06\/07\/gb-outfitters-player-profiles\/"},"modified":"2021-07-31T11:08:58","modified_gmt":"2021-07-31T10:08:58","slug":"gb-outfitters-player-profiles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sassco.co.uk\/11-a-side\/gb-outfitters-player-profiles\/","title":{"rendered":"GB Outfitters – player profiles"},"content":{"rendered":"
Learn about our opponents! Here’s a very detailed player biography provided by David Duke from GB Outfitters.<\/p>\n
Jonny Prested (Goalkeeper) Gregg Brown (Right Back) Antony Hoyland (Right Back) Ravi Sull (Left Back) David Duke (Sweeper\/ Striker) James Bowden (Centre Back) Liam Collinson (Libero) Rich Mundell (Centre Midfield) Simon Peele (Centre Midfield) Stuart Thompson (Right Back\/ Right Winger) Neil Clarey (Right Midfielder) Ben Harris (Attacking Midfielder) Johnny Bowen (Wizard) Alex Evans (Utility) Gaz Bowen (Striker) Jon Guthrie (Goalkeeper\/ Forward) John Kelly (Left Inside Forward) Learn about our opponents! Here’s a very detailed player biography provided by David Duke from GB Outfitters. Jonny Prested (Goalkeeper) The […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1014,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"yoast_head":"\n
\n<\/strong>The many faced man; Ronnie O’Sullivan, Peter Whittingham, the count from Sesame Street, to name but a few. Also known as Jonny “Fingers” due to his ET length digits… handy indeed for a goalkeeper.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>Many pundits think this man could have made it… in the circus… shot from a cannon. His size stalled his football career. Ironically one of only two men to have scored a header in the history of GBO 6 aside.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>AKA Taj. A striker trapped in a full back’s body. Loves a shot. Scores the odd worldy. Shoots to the sky. A modern day Rod Wallace. Eligible to play for three countries. Chose none.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>Victor Meldrew. Moans about everything and anything. Loves the central space. Sexual Chocolate. Enjoys a rising shot. Strong as an ox; as slow as one too.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>Former Irish under-21. In the midst of a Gazza phase, circa 1998. Still got it but fitness holding him back… Hopes abound that the game versus Sassco will propel him back into the limelight. Dirty c*nt.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>AKA Rowdy. A footballing Inspector Gadget. A giraffe on skates. Mr Fantastic. Stretch Armstrong. Roadrunner. Most miles covered 2015. Never scored a goal at any level.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>A brute of a man. Pluto. Scores more headed goals at 6 aside than others score with their feet. Biggest wing span until the arrival of Guthrie. Now nicknamed The Twin Towers (with the aforementioned).<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>Trying to shake off comparisons to the stronger mentally but weaker skilfully, Ravi. Loves a feint. Strikes a sweet ball but inner demons means he’s scored just two goals in three seasons. Emmanuel Petit without the ponytail.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>Truncheon swinger. GBO’s very own Lee Clark; like a pendulum, side to side. Doesn’t venture too far forward. Jigsaw. Statistically the 4th best player in the squad.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>Wayward “genius”. George Best of the squad. Tricks himself half the time. But quick enough to recover it. Whippet. The only member of GBO still trying to play Saturday club football.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>Most famous member of GBO: one half of The Proclaimers. Quite sprightly for an old fella; goal getter. Winner of Best Newcomer 2015.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>Only smiles when the win is secured; a true professional. Hates everyone on his team. A white Tony Yeboah. Powerful finisher when above 50% fitness. Yoga expert.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>Sicknote. Play actor. Thespian. Joe Pasquale’s little brother. Nymph like. Pretty bearded ballerina. Upper class. Slipper wearer. Get well soon. We are all here for you.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>Floats like a bee, stings like a butterfly. Wannabe spice boy. Likes a tattoo but Walt Disney couldn’t draw this lad. Young gun. Winner of goal of the year 2014 and 2015.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>A once lethal striker, likened to Robbie Fowler in his pomp. Now like Martin Fowler. Brother to the better known Johnny B. Potentially the worst keeper in GBO’s squad.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>A more ’rounded’ Paul Scholes. Loves a tractor. Apt as he turns like one. Cat in net though. Known as “Moaty” by his close friends.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>Mr Glass. Used to play like Micky Quinn. Now just looks like him. Scores trick shots from the byline. Never negates his defensive duties. Most Assists 2015.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"