5-a-side rules
Please note that these apply to only 5-a-side tournaments. TEAM WEAR (IMPORTANT) Identical shirts must be worn by your Team (apart […]
Sassco take the final league competition.
Brave Rockets defeated by two Grant Foster goals. With Fusion, the obvious favourites, arrogantly failing to pay off their outstanding fines, […]
End of an era for the 11-a-side.
Sassco 11-a-side have ended their eight year run as a competing team in local leagues. Unfortunately, Anthony Pearson, who was reluctantly […]
51-50 win against Sunderland University.
An update on the Sassco Basketball team. Report by Alan Hoyle: The team is doing fantastic. We lost our season opener, […]
Teams nearing the finishing line.
Team changes. A number of teams have struggled in past weeks and are in the process of being replaced. The ones […]
It’s Murton v Lay.
Murton’s chaos delivers a result. Sangha is humiliated in front of a large crowd. Murton and Robinson proved their worth in […]
Tuesday Season 3
Select set to dominate. When Tarnjit Sangha took over an obscure TCB Accountancy team from Season 1 and 2 and opened […]
2008-2009 Season report.
Another average season from Sassco, blighted by inconsistency. Unlike previous seasons, this campaign saw some heavy defeats against teams, transformed by […]
Fusion fail to score!
Downhill cancel out Fusion. After two missing weeks, I’ve come back to missing kits and teams suffering shortages forcing players from […]
Sangha stepping down.
I think now is the time for me, Davinder Sangha, to step down from running the 11-a-side team (I’ll still be […]
Sassco.co.uk 0 Cambridge FC 8.
Welcome to the Premier League! I can only apologise to all our thousands of fans, sponsors and related hanger ons for […]
Sassco.co.uk 8 Toddys 1.
Old timers run out of steam after Callum’s hat-trick. It was expanding bellies and unfit legs, and we weren’t talking about […]
Storm suffering.
Seaburn win again. Soul Cal’s impressive debut. Downhill’s steady progress. Pleased to say that the Tuesday League is thriving. From a […]
Roker Roar spring a surprise!
Rockets are shocked by a Roker winner. Redhouse Fusion 7 Sassco.co.uk 2.Sassco were brimming with confidence, having added Stevie Weavie Borat […]
Fusion in a league of their own.
Debut defeat for Roker Roar. Downhill Impact 3 Redhouse Rockets 2.An impressive and singular performance from David “Jimmy” Raeper saw Downhill […]
Fusion unstoppable!
New team, Seaburn Soca, suffer against Sassco. Redhouse Fusion 7 Bunker UK 0.Fusion took their time to open the scoring against […]
Sassco.co.uk 1 Sassco XI 2.
Another defeat for the “A” team. Firstly, thanks to Dave Smith and Scott Smith for arranging the extra players: Simon Graney, […]
Brazier and Lay hit hat-tricks.
Even Sangha scores! WWC FC 5 Downhill Impact* 2.Downhill Impact were temporarily “replaced” by Conor Staples’ new team. Their opponents were […]
The Lay brothers: still miserable.
Teeb and Teeb Senior = WWC defeat. After a good few months in hibernation, the Tuesday 6-a-side League returned to action […]
Season review.
Possibly the poorest Sassco season for a number of years, easily the most disappointing since we dropped out of the top […]
Redhouse FC 1 Sassco.co.uk 0
Redhouse stumble to the finishing line with a win. Scott Dixon strode up confidently and stroked the penalty to score for […]
East Durham 6 Sassco.co.uk 3.
Muers misses chance after chance while Campbell went to watch Michael Bublé. While Campbell was listening to the droning voice of […]
Sangha quizzed by Gourlay.
Dave Gourlay, languishing on the sidelines for varying reasons, decided to grill his General Manager, Sangha, with some Jeremy Paxman like […]
Sassco.co.uk 2 Usworth FC 5.
Same old, same old with Sassco. A more than decent line up ended in a farcical performance and swathes of in-fighting […]
Times Inn 3 Sassco.co.uk 4.
Titch: The Miracle Midget. The already bolstered missing list got even worse. Dave Smith was added to the list to those […]
Sassco.co.uk 2 Times Inn 1.
Narrow but dominant win. Champagne corks popping as Stoker misses a penalty. Chances were well missed. The loudest cheer was when […]
Sassco.co.uk 0 East Durham 4.
You want a report? Well here’s a report. Ever since Macca returned to the fold after his fling with Cambridge, the […]
Cambridge Hotel 2 Sassco.co.uk 2.
McDermont, cap in hand, returns to Sassco and begs forgiveness. A massively depleted squad was given an extra edge when McDermont […]
Sassco.co.uk 2 Colliery Tavern 4.
Depleted squad lifted by Sangha’s first ever assist. Loads missing; not happy at all. Scott Smith is out for a while […]
Logan throws in a goal and Sangha scores!
Fusion defeat WWC FC. Downhill Impact 6 Sassco.co.uk 5.Firstly, Logan launches one of the longest throws ever, considering that most humans […]