Sassco.co.uk 0 Cambridge FC 8.
Welcome to the Premier League! I can only apologise to all our thousands of fans, sponsors and related hanger ons for […]
Sassco.co.uk 8 Toddys 1.
Old timers run out of steam after Callum’s hat-trick. It was expanding bellies and unfit legs, and we weren’t talking about […]
Fusion unstoppable!
New team, Seaburn Soca, suffer against Sassco. Redhouse Fusion 7 Bunker UK 0.Fusion took their time to open the scoring against […]
Sassco.co.uk 1 New Derby 3.
Second defeat in pre-season. Bit of a disaster again. Blanks up front, with shots wayward and not a Jabulani in sight. […]
Top scorer and Player of the Season.
David Smith and Mark Muers. Dave Smith almost unanimously won the Player of the Season award, with around 99.99% of the […]
Sassco Knightflyers 49 Sassco.co.uk 29.
Sangha puts Sassco 3 points ahead. That’s all that matters. Well would you believe it? Expecting a hammering, the brave Sassco […]
The Lay brothers: still miserable.
Teeb and Teeb Senior = WWC defeat. After a good few months in hibernation, the Tuesday 6-a-side League returned to action […]
Redhouse FC 1 Sassco.co.uk 0
Redhouse stumble to the finishing line with a win. Scott Dixon strode up confidently and stroked the penalty to score for […]
East Durham 6 Sassco.co.uk 3.
Muers misses chance after chance while Campbell went to watch Michael Bublé. While Campbell was listening to the droning voice of […]
Arms City 1 Sassco.co.uk 3.
Muers is substituted for Sangha. Another depleted squad, but this time, a superb win. Sassco eventually ground Arms Citys down and […]
Sassco.co.uk 3 Country Park Inn 4.
Simma’s conceded nine goals in two games. A chaotic back line, with Simma seemingly forgetting how he was supposed to be […]
Sassco.co.uk 0 East Durham 4.
You want a report? Well here’s a report. Ever since Macca returned to the fold after his fling with Cambridge, the […]
Logan throws in a goal and Sangha scores!
Fusion defeat WWC FC. Downhill Impact 6 Sassco.co.uk 5.Firstly, Logan launches one of the longest throws ever, considering that most humans […]
Traveller’s Rest 5 Sassco.co.uk 2.
Lack of numbers; inevitable defeat. I was as surprised as anyone on the pitch that we were 2-0 up in a […]
Sassco.co.uk 2 Traveller’s Rest 0.
Sassco unbeaten in 133 days of football. Since the cold, miserable conditions and a difficult 3-1 away win over Country Park […]
Champions back in action.
Four goal win over WWC sees Fusion head the pack. Sassco.co.uk 3 Downhill Impact 0.An almost unrecognisable Impact team suffered a […]
Sassco and Newcastle Science City.
Sassco have been invited, and are likely to take part (in some form or another) in a training experiment involving Newcastle […]
Country Park Inn 1 Sassco.co.uk 3.
Apart from his goal, Emu did f**k all and now owes £24 to Durham FA. Pearson opened the scoring but I […]
Portugal Tour | Day 3.
DF FC 6 Sassco.co.uk 4. Day 3, the final day of the tour. I was up at 7:00am and by 8:00am […]
Portugal Tour | Day 1.
Juventude Sport Campinense 1 Sassco.co.uk 1. As expected, the paranoia kicked in about 6:00pm on the Thursday evening. I must have […]
Sassco.co.uk 2 Aquatic Sports 6.
Poor defending, but dirtier drop-outs. Dirty drop-outs were Macca and Titch. Anth Langan didn’t reply to any texts during the week, […]
The Saltgrass 2 Sassco.co.uk 2.
Sassco are beginning to played a refined version of the Dutch “Total Football” system. Refined as in they do what the […]
Sassco.co.uk 1 Houghton Town 3.
Good effort, but nothing to show for it. Despite the negative scoreline, it was Sassco’s best 90 minute performance after two […]
Sassco and Downhill get their first wins.
Controversial “goal” gives Sassco their first points. The third day of Season 14 took place amidst a downpour. Sassco.co.uk 4 Wear […]
The Voyage Home
Shopping, drinking and it actually rained! The Monday was coming back day. Me, Macca, Cressy and Dave Smith spent it shopping […]