Greenwell back in charge.

With Muers as his assistant.

After being humiliatingly and publicly sacked from his Team Coach role by supremo, Davinder Sangha, then discovering that his girlfriend had dumped him, Wayne Greenwell has now had a meteoric rise from failure back to the top after being appointed Team Coach again.

Michael Pearson’s thumb got the better of him and had to amicably step down, while his assistant, Dave Gourlay, bottled it, especially when he discovered that Mark Muers was to be his assistant. Therefore, Greenwell was offered the job and accepted it.

Both the Team Coach and his Assistant are active homosexuals, which is yet another pioneering first for Sassco.co.uk. They like to spend their spare time drinking and taking photos of each other.